Alarm call...

3.15 am this morning, and what happened outside my window, open on account of the summer heat? One of the local youths for some reason decided to test out his moped, apparently completely without a silencer, by doing a couple of hill starts on our little junction! Aargh, what on earth? Swore, closed window and eyes, rolled over and attempted to return to the land of nod, meanwhile conjuring up nasty schemes in order to silence his next attempt....